Funny Quotes from a bored mind..

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    • In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids have to do, is to find username that isn’t taken…
    • I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Just kidding
    • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
    • Been there, done that, Cant remember most of it.Annoyed
    • This is undoubtedly a funny world where noses run and feet smell…
    • Humans are on top of the food chain, right? So…. why am I still a vege…. Thinking smile
    • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
    • Who the hell is “General Failure” and why is he reading my hard disk?Steaming mad
    • Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.                                  Who pushed him? Surprised smile
    • Thinking of taking  up meditation – at least it’s better than sitting doing nothing.
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